#queue are in the earth of me

darkverrmin:

i-am-an-atomic-bomb:

ankle-beez:

listen im seeing a lot of people being like “oh my god thor might have a crush on Peter quill because of that scene in the new love and thunder trailer!” like no. Absolutely not. It’s disney and it’s never gonna happen. HOWEVER disney queerbaiting people with Chris Pratt might be the funniest thing they’ve ever done

penandinkprincess:

okay but some dumbass thinking he can actually go toe to toe with geralt because he saw him playing tug of war over something jaskier wanted that geralt had and observed “huh. he apparently can’t just easily tug away from flighty man in pastels. i bet i could arm wrestle him EASY.” 

only to make an INCREDIBLY stupid bet with a great deal of shit talking 

just to get his arm slammed down so hard it splits the table beneath it the SECOND the ref (which is what jaskier insists on being referrred to as) shouts “Go!”

kimsbian:

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

boyboobs:

chipper-smol:

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

lierdumoa:

only-tiktoks:

[Hark! A Vagrant No. 202 by Kate Beaton]

borkthemork:

siliquasquama:

tiktoksformyfriends:

Another example that humanity never really changed

celluloidvampire:

always thinking about the production of hamlet i saw at the pop up globe a couple of years ago where everyone was costumed in typical shakespearean dress and the set was fairly minimal BUT! they gave polonius an iphone. it was like a running gag that his ringtone kept going off when hamlet or claudius were trying to speak and they would get more and more impatient with him every time. the cast had perfect comedic timing and it was such a perfect modernisation of typical shakespeare humour

but oh my God. the nervous laughter that rippled through the audience when his phone went off behind the tapestry. the heavy silence that followed, interrupted only by the incessant chime of polonius’ ringtone and a muffled “shit, shit!” while he tried to decline the call. it keeps ringing even after hamlet has already put his sword through him. hamlet picks it up in his bloody hands and ends the call, puts it back in polonius’ grasp before turning back to face gertrude.

hands down the best set up and pay-off of any addition to a shakespeare play i have ever witnessed

wordfather:

*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*

princehendir:

If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

headspace-hotel:

i love seeing art created by artists but you know what I love even more? seeing art by people who don’t necessarily consider themselves artists

like “i made this pillow because i wanted to see if i could sew” “i made this hat because i wanted to try crocheting” “i drew this animal because I wanted to” “i painted this painting because it made me happy” yes! yes! yes!!!!!!! YES!!!!

fawnnbinary:

Julian Alfred Pankratz - Viscount de Lettenhove

lakevida:

lakevida:

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they’re meowing back at her

she’s obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

meggsssart:

I never posted the rest of the set here on Tumblr! Honestly I always intend to post here but then the images fail to post and I just give up and forget. Please enjoy Witcher 3’s leading ladies :D

I also crudely put them together as a wallpaper. Feel free to use!