#queue it for her

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

the–plant:

morbussy:

this is so sad can i get an f in the chat

wait I googled this and found this amazing article linked in a reddit comment on a post of the same pic

it’s about the inefficiencies of web and code dependencies but highlights a few funny ones

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all hail Load Bearing Guy Fieri

effemimaniac:

ppl with really long queues amuse me, like, they will like your post and then you find out within 3-10 business days whether they also thought it worthy of reblogging

terriblestamps:

marxism-transgenderism:

Puts ‘my carrd’ in my bio but it just links to malware

pjharvey:

kamoi:

apoliticalfemdomappreciator:

grey-pearls-reef:

Biker Mom

cowboy-kin:

theres an official playlist on spotify called “Beats to think to” and it has the funniest fucking icon

ovur:

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine….. to wash down the figs..!

flextapeofficial:

testosteronetwunk:

grimelords:

don’t even go everyone there has knives

gaydelgard:

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

funnytwittertweets:

hauntedcreek:

I’m saying this all the time about everything

retroromcom:

genius annotations on they might be giant’s birdhouse in your soul

kaibacorpintern:

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like “what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt” and I’m like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he’s like run that by me one more time

dollelujah:

gasfright, gatecreep, ghoulboss