#rachel berenson
Cassie: oh no, Jake is going to see me in a bathing suit he’s never seen me in a bathing suit he’s going to think I’m gross what am I going to do?
Rachel: Cassie. He’s seen you turn into a roach. Calm down.
Jake: Before you do something, I think you should just stop…
Rachel: And?
Jake: That’s the end of my advice.
I absolutely think teenaged girls have the skillset to win wars
Sharco (Shark!Marco): Rachel, touch my skin, I’m so smooth.
Rachel: Agh! My manicure!
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Edit: Just kidding, Rachel would never touch Marco on purpose.
Had a dream last night that I saw the Animorphs movie in theaters, and the plot didn’t make any sense because I was writing it in my sleep, but there are two things I remember: 1. Rachel had diabetes, and 2. All the Animorphs including Ax had to be in a school play, and it was Star Wars and Tom was the director and he said “I think instead of talking to Yoda we should just kill him” and Ax was playing Yoda so with no hesitation Jake just gave him a push and Ax did a front flip into the wall and slid down it like a sticky lizard.
Rachel: Hey I’m gonna turn into a creature, wanna come?
Cassie: *kicks off shoes* Hell yeah
Tobias will see a mouse and be like < is anyone gonna eat that? > and not even wait for a response.
Jake will see a mouse and be like ‘I have enough problems’ and go right back to reading The Art of War.
Cassie will see a mouse and be like ‘are you okay little buddy?’ and then give it some healthy grains.
Marco will see a mouse and be like ‘we have to move out of this terrible apartment’ and wait for his dad to get over his terrible grief.
Ax will see a mouse and be like ‘that mouse is eating all my globules’ and not even consider sharing.
Rachel will see a mouse and be like ‘what is the right thing to do?’ and not even tell you what she decided.
Rachel: Ugh, let’s hurry this up. I don’t like this new fish morph.
Marco: Would you say you are
Marco:floundering?
Rachel: Hey Visser Three! Come get your boy! He’s right over here!
Ax: I thought this fish was called a carp?
Jake: Don’t.
Rachel’s internal monologue: maim and kill and maim and kill and kill and kill and pretty dress and kill and maim
Cassie’s internal monologue: care and help and care and help and care and care and care and help and manipulate just a little and care and help
Jake’s internal monologue: no no oh no no
Marco’s internal monologue: joke and joke and jake and joke and rachel and jake and joke joke joke
Ax’s internal monologue: buns and grass and buns and friends and stars and buns and duty and buns
Tobias’s internal monologue: bird bird bird i’mma bird bird bird MOUSE!
If Jake had been split in two instead of Rachel:
Erek, about to zap the living daylights out of two Jakes: Okay, now really concentrate.
Marco: Yeah, we don’t want any more mis-jakes!
Dad-joke Jake: *laughs*
Irresponsible Jake: *also laughs*
Ax: What are you putting on your eyes?
Rachel: Mascara.
Ax: Why?
Rachel: It makes your lashes longer and thicker.
Ax: Why?
Rachel: Long, thick lashes are more desirable.
Ax: Ah, yes. To keep more debris out of your eyes. Very sensible.
Rachel: Sure.
Ax: I require some.
Rachel: You’re right, you’re gonna look so gorgeous.
Ax: And see so well.
I couldn’t not draw this.
Also, a bonus doodle:
respectfully if my cousin said this to me and I was at 36 hours with no sleep and my friends were being chased by a psycho who went to my school, I would have thrown up
nice one, big jake
bonus
This is the first time ive drawn them all together :O woww
and its the silly fun redraw <3
