#ran into this while cleaning my drafts
podiots sentence starters. here and under the cut, you can find a total of 55 lines of dialogue from the podcast podiots, all from quite early on in their podcast series. contains mentions of serial killers, death, euthanasia, and some bathroom humour. as always, feel free edit to your heart’s content to suit your needs.
- ❝ i called you twice! ❞
- ❝ to this day, i still don’t like murky water in video games. or in real life. ❞
- ❝ there goes your phone. ❞
- ❝ love hurts. everything hurts. ❞
- ❝ finland has it all. ❞
- ❝ and there’s tapes of them. which, of course, haven’t been released to the public. ❞
- ❝ my smugness dictates i’ll go first. ❞
- ❝ i’ll go next. ❞
- ❝ you need to kill three, and then you get your certificate and badge. ❞
- ❝ a tattoo’s probably the least harmful thing he’s done to himself. ❞
- ❝ you guys are very generous. ❞
- ❝ not a huge fan of serial killers, to be honest. ❞
- ❝ i’m sure they’re very thrilled about that decision. ❞
- ❝ the fridge is quite expensive. ❞
- ❝ i was exposed to some pretty horrible things at a very young age. ❞
- ❝ [name]’s got a phd, she’s a smart cookie. ❞
- ❝ i love that guy’s voice. so soothing. what an accent. ❞
- ❝ that’s fucking stupid, isn’t it. ❞
- ❝ technically not a serial killer. you need to kill three. ❞
- ❝ on the box, it says it’s got about 12,000 games. it’s just those 76 games repeated over and over again. ❞
- ❝ i don’t wanna be a debbie downer, but i don’t think toys “r” us is coming back. ❞
- ❝ you’re the special one. you’re my favourite. ❞
- ❝ i’m sure i was probably just a huge distraction to things, but in my head, i was having fun and helping. ❞
- ❝ one more, and you’re a serial killer. ❞
- ❝ i think he might—is he okay? ❞
- ❝ you were the real monster. ❞
- ❝ at this point, it’s a health hazard. ❞
- ❝ it’s lost now. ❞
- ❝ they’re under lock and key, most of the day. ❞
- ❝ i’m not prepared. ❞
- ❝ i’m a smiley boy, i guess i’ll go first. ❞
- ❝ we can’t control him anymore, [name]. ❞
- ❝ we’re literally children. ❞
- ❝ i guess if no one ever survives [place], you can’t get a single bad review. ❞
- ❝ they gave up a long time ago. ❞
- ❝ i don’t know how old i was, like something sort of early teens, so not /quite/ prepared for proper like junkie, weird, dinky drug dens. ❞
- ❝ you never went to ratemypoo.com? ❞
- ❝ that’s what she gets for going to a very specific field. ❞
- ❝ who would like to ride the euthanasia rollercoaster? ❞
- ❝ he’s a proper internet [pet] as well. you take any picture of [name] and he just looks like a meme. ❞
- ❝ slowly, limb by limb, they’ll kill you. ❞
- ❝ yeah, i just went and beat the shit out of [name]. ❞
- ❝ i’m glad you asked. she is a xenoflatulogist. ❞
- ❝ i wanna be number one by next week. ❞
- ❝ is this the minority report? ❞
- ❝ that’s a righteous cause. ❞
- ❝ that’s fine. i'm fine… with swimming. around water. ❞
- ❝ you wanna go bowling? ❞
- ❝ what are we laughing at? ❞
- ❝ then my mum came in and said ‘oh, why couldn’t you have spent your money on something a bit more educational, [name]!’ ❞
- ❝ i think they’re a bit annoyed now. ❞
- ❝ this is your second warning. ❞
- ❝ the charm of stick and pokes is fucking it up and being scarred for the rest of your life. ❞
- ❝ i have about 30 hot wheels now. you can stop. ❞
- ❝ it’s a snapchat… of my girlfriend. ❞
