ME2 Arrival in a nutshell…

Batarians: Wait, Commander Shepard just killed 350.000 of us trying to stop that thing you say doesn’t exist, aren’t you going to do something about it?

The council:

Seeing smut where there is none…

Me, writing a completely normal and casual conversation in the dinning area:

Kaidan does his best to swallow as fast as he’s able in order to express his gratitude.

“I… Well, thanks.” He smiles at her, suddenly realising how thirsty he is. “You truly are a gift.”

Me, after re-reading it:

I swear… Sometimes it’s like my brain never evolved from its teenage state lol

I know I’m not alone here…

Kaidan: Just take 5 minutes, a quick drink, and then I’ll go.

Shepard,trying to resist: …

Me:

Just another day of me fangirling and my partner trying to understand me lol

My partner (via whatsapp): How’s your day going? What are you up to?

My reply: I’M GIVING LIARA THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAT SHE DESERVED IN ME3 AND THAT BIOWARE NEVER GAVE HER!