#randomegbert

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

mission accomplished damn im good

is that what i get for taking care of you when you were sick??????

no for that you got my respect

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

im only here to embarrass john and look at memes not talk to people

omg rude???

mission accomplished damn im good

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

you said 12 and i know i only have one cuz its you

and i’m saying it’s more like 5 on my end. at most.

so you vastly overestimated how relevant we are in this day and age

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

11 of them are yours

11 is ambitious.

you said 12 and i know i only have one cuz its you

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

its the public internet it counts

you and i both know we have like 12 active followers between the two of us. how is that public?

11 of them are yours

randomegbert:

swaggie2cape‌:

callout for john: 

1. flirts with me in public

this counts at public?

its the public internet it counts

lame.

i totally feel like 3:27 a.m. is the optimal time for them to be open.