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how you started going out with regina

- so you both are in the same ap bio class

- of course you know who regina george is (who doesn’t?) but you two have never interacted through out high school

- so when the teacher asks you to help tutor a student for extra credit you of course agree

- only to be very shocked when the student turns out to be the queen of north shore herself

- “regina, we’ve found you a tutor, ms. (y/l/n)”

- she just gives you a once over before going back to her seat

- leaving you to really question if extra credit is worth purposely being around her

- but your GPA

- so you decide to try just once (against your better judgment)

- a couple days have passed since you were assigned as regina’s tutor and you two hadn’t met up to talk about when you would meet…you hadn’t talked at all

- so it’s a big surprise when gretchen weiners appears at your lunch table telling you that regina wants to talk with you at their table

- reluctantly you follow gretchen to the middle of the cafe, watching as the rest of the student body stops in awe and part like the red sea

- so you reach the table and regina and karen are already there, not even glancing up at you

- you just kinda stand there wondering if this is really happening as gretchen sits down

- “thursday after school at my house.”

- and you’re so shocked that regina george is actually talking to you

- “wait…what?”

- that’s the moment when regina finally looks up at you, and you then understand why everyone wants to be her

- “for this tutor thing, remember? jesus, i thought you were supposed to be smart.”

- “i don’t have a ride.”

- “i’ll drive you then.”

- you’re positive you’re being punked at that moment

- but regina is just looking at you and you can’t help but nod, not believing that you were getting a ride from regina and then going to her house

- “umm…okay”

- “you can go now.” she says before shooing you off like a dog

- as you step away from the table you can finally breathe again but feel all the eyes on you, wondering what had just happened

- so thursday finally came and you are debating wether or not to play sick so you wouldn’t have to go to regina’s

- finally the bell rings and you head outside half-hoping that regina had forgotten about your session

- and then you see the pink car sitting in senior parking and you wonder how she even got that

- “get in loser!”

- you reluctantly follow her instructions and climb into the passenger seat of the car, sitting as far from regina as you can

- she doesn’t talk to you and you don’t talk to her

- throughout the entire car ride your contemplating if you would be able to survive a dive roll out of the car

- then you see the house

- it’s literally bigger than the school

- and then Regina gets out, and you scramble to follow her as she leads you through the front door

- you try not to gape at the house too much as regina leads you into the kitchen

- you feel so out of place with your converse and jeans in this shining kitchen

- then a woman who looks like an older regina walks in with a dog under her arm

- “honey! oh-who’s this?”

- regina barley glances from where she is making a fruit smoothie

- “(y/n). she’s helping me with science.”

- and you’re shocked that she actually knows your name

- and then you finally get up to her room where she takes off her jacket and gets onto her bed

- then it’s the awkward situation of where you sit

- so you just kinda stand there for a moment

- “jesus, are you gonna stand the whole time?” she rolls her eyes at you before motioning to the bed

- so you sit, and it’s a pretty big bed so you’ve got some distance between you two

- “so where do you wanna start?”

- she blinks at you “start what?”

- “bio.”

- “oh.” she turns her attention to her nails “wherever.”

- “umm, so on the last test“

- it takes you about twenty moments to understand that she isn’t paying attention to you at all and is just checking her phone

- “regina.”

- “what?”

- “it won’t help unless you pay attention”

- she just kinda looks at you and you really consider just leaving as she isn’t paying attention to you

- then out of the corner of your eye you catch a look inside of regina’s closet which is overflowing with shoes

- “hey regina, what if i told you bio was like shoes?”

- “what?”

- “well they’re made up of different types of elements”

- and from that moment regina was hooked

- you kept having study sessions every thursday and they got progressively less awkward

- you almost like hanging with her

- so one day during your session regina is doing a worksheet and she just goes, “do you wanna go shopping with me tomorrow?”

- you’re in shock “what?”

- “some of your shirts make me super sad and you’re really pretty so you could do better”

- “you think i’m pretty?”

- “did i stutter?”

- so the next day regina gives you a ride from school to the mall where you stumble after her as she parades around the stores

- after you’ve gone through what feels like 40 stores regina stops for frozen yogurt

- and then you sit next to each other on the fountain just eating your yogurt surrounded by all the bags regina bought for you

- regina drops you off at home saying that she’ll see you at school before giving you a kiss on the cheek and driving off

- you assumed she did that with her friends? (did regina have friends and were you one?)

- so after the weekend you walk into the cafeteria for lunch and are intercepted on your way to your table by regina

- “you’re eating with me.” she then just drags you along to the table and sits you next to her (gretchen looks like she wants to complain about her spot getting taken but doesn’t say anything)

- and then regina just turns to you and goes “so are you coming over to mine today?”

- and you think she means for a tutor session and she just blinks at you

- “you know we’re dating right?”

- and you’re very confused

- she chuckles a bit, “i like you, you like me, we’re dating now”

- it’s more of a business negotiation but you have a feeling she means it

- so that’s how you started dating the apex predator herself

dating regina george

- regina gives shit to a lot of people but never to you

- if anyone ever said anything bad about you in a snap regina would crush them to bits with her heel

- she’s very into PDA

- she will always have her hand somewhere on you or running her hands through your hair

- make-out sessions anywhere and anytime

- “ms. george, could you two please refrain from kissing in my class?”

- “ms. norbury could you please refrain from telling everyone that you’re in your early thirties when we all know that you dye your hair to cover up the gray roots, and heads up, it isn’t working.”

- you’re apart of the plastics of course

- you sit next to her at lunch everyday

- she loves spoiling you

- taking you shopping after school at the mall

- matching halloween costumes

- going to parties together and being fashionably late

- you calming her down when she gets really mad at someone because she always calms down when she’s with you

- her mom loves when you come over

- regina is very very very protective of you

- whether it be random salespeople, meat head jocks, or even someone who looks at you in the hall regina will show everyone your her’s

- she doesn’t like sharing

- especially you

- when cady came around you and her had the same bio class

- when damian was showing cady around she waved to you and you waved back

- this sparked regina’s interest, and she asked you who this girl was

- “that’s cady. she’s new. we’re in bio together. she’s cool.”

- which then prompts her to invite cady over and introduce herself as your girlfriend

- regina coordinating all your outfits to match

- even though she may come off as a mean girl, regina loves you more than anything in the world