#requested by luo binghe
SHANG QINGHUA (ME) todo list:
• mobei-jun (haha nice) ‘s yearly demon tax report
• convince liu qingge that being in love with shen qingqiu happens to everyone and he’s not special or dying
• find out if cucumber-bro wants luo binghe to shrink his dick (requested by luo binghe)
• find out if qi qingqi was being fr when she said she wanted me to find her a demon spouse (ask sha hualing if there are any demon milfs/dilfs willing to marry a cultivator) (make sure qi qingqi doesn’t accidentally get set up with tianlang-jun again)
• make sure mu qingfang has all the remedies to the sex pollen plants that will soon be plot relevant
• finish reading over liu mingyan’s new rpf (ask her why she thinks i’m fucking yue qingyuan)
• summon dragon attempt #68 :/
• keep sect from falling into disrepair
• write out star wars from memory and sell it making a fortune and then make people fight for my hand in marriage even though i’m already engaged for personal entertainment
• plan my wedding to mobei-jun for the fifth time (threaten and otherwise assassinate any other important people trying to get married on the same day as us)
• find assistant
