Typical Dialogue between between me (a #DemExiter) and any #stillsanders loyalist

BS Fan: He was threatened!

Me: What Revolutionary ISN’T?

BS Fan: He’s a man of his word!

Me: Kept it to the DNC, not to US!

BS Fan: He’s a Master Chess Player!

Me: Ok, when does he start to WIN?

BS Fan: He’s been fighting for us his whole career!

Me: Voting for every military budget but one since the 90s is NOT “fighting for me!”

BS Fan: What do you know? Bernie’s a pacifist!

Me: He said “Drones have done some good things”, and he wouldn’t end the drone program. Approved illegal No Fly Zone over Syria. Pushing the Russia lie.

BS Fan: Well, why don’t YOU run, then?

Me: Beside the point. I’m not saying I’M the one for that job, just saying he’s not my pick!

BS Fan: Well, who’s better then? Huh? Tell me THAT!

Me: It’s 2018, nobody has even declared yet. And besides, just because nobody has stepped up yet, doesn’t make Bernie an acceptable alternative.

BS Fan: Bernie is going to change the Democratic Party “from the inside”.

Me:

1) Hard to do, considering even he doesn’t want to join the Democratic Party.

2) How often has that ever happened?

BS Fan: Well, you’re just a Russian troll! And you are rude, and nasty and MEAN!

Me: Facts can be painful, I know.

BS Fan: You are So RUDE! Good BYE!

[Unfriend!]

Me: Sigh. Lost another one.