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When you ask them to do your makeup

Kuroo Tetsurou

• “Oya? My lil kitten wants me to paint her pretty face?” Kuroo would react teasingly, surprised but smug that you trust him enough for that; but then your request sinks in and now he’s trying to recall all he knows about colors and lines as you usher him into your room. With a nervous chuckle, Kuroo speaks, ”Babe…What do I even do?”
• Looks at your makeup products spread out on the table and goes, “Why do you have more stuff than my high school chem lab?” You try to explain which ones are for, but he couldn’t comprehend the information overload so he just grabs whatever was the closest – the eyeliner.
• Kuroo surprisingly does a really good cat-eye with eyeliner, he definitely got the symmetry right. His hands didn’t even tremble, quickly drawing the lines and filling them in; but that’s…pretty much his entire skillset. Tried to give you mascara too but his hands started shaking in fear of poking you in the eye. He kept missing your lashes and just gave up. Lastly picked up the boldest, reddest lipstick he could find, turning to you, “What? Red always looks good, right?”

Ushijima Wakatoshi

• Ushijima just stared at you like you grew a second head when you asked him. Speaking slowly, he repeats back,“You…want me to put…makeup on you?” He looks around as if waiting for Tendou to burst in and yell, “It’s a prank.” Was still in a daze as you pulled him  to sit with you.
• Picked up the eyeshadow and went, “Is this for your lips?” No, ‘Toshi. Picked up the lipstick and went, “Cheeks?” No, ‘Toshi. Picked up your contour sticks, “Why do you have several of the same thing?” “They’re different shades.” “…They are?”
• In the end, you decided to just teach him how to do your eyebrows. A quick learner, he does a pretty decent job of it, but the symmetry is a bit off (nothing a bit of practice can’t fix). Ushijima attentively watches you do the rest, and you let him pick out the colors of your eyeshadow resulting in a nude look. He tries to blend it, but it just looks messier and you laugh as he smiles sheepishly at you. “You don’t like loud colors, ‘Toshi?” Ushijima just shrugs, “I don’t really understand it, but you always look beautiful anyways.”

Iwaizumi Hajime

• Iwaizumi threw you a tired glare that frankly said, “This is bait, and I’m tired of your shit.” But agrees anyway because he loves you, though he didn’t tell you that, just rolling his eyes as you excitedly drag him to the dresser. 
• He is vaguely aware of makeup products and what is what for. That said, theory still doesn’t mean application. He was counting your products and raised an eyebrow at you, “Why do you have so many of those eye color things? You only use a couple?” “Shush, babe.” He points to some other products, “Are those new?” “Yes…” “Did you impulse buy again?” “I– Ye– There was a sale!”
• He was leaning in so close to your face with an intense look, you were afraid he was gonna stab you in the eye. Iwaizumi definitely hated eyeliners by the end of this, he couldn’t make them symmetrical and he kept making the wing larger and larger until he just said fuck it and moved on. You cackle at the result of uneven and huge eyeliner wings, but you were impressed how he did your contouring. “You did it even better than I do it.” Iwaizumi crosses his arms smugly. “Can’t draw lines for shit though.” “Fuck you, babe.”

A/N: I haven’t written for so long I had to look up how I do my posts.