#robert muldoon
This sweaty chunk of man meat is also available on my big cartel! He’s 4″ long and can’t wait to be ironed on to your jeans back pocket
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Imagine if
robert muldoon for the original jurassic park met owen grady from jurassic world
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gifs i don’t own just found them in google tbh so if they are your message me anr ill give credit
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We don’t acknowledge the original Park Staff family enough and that’s a shame.
- Hammond was the tired dad who claimed to love his kids but if he never saw them again it would be too soon
- Nedry was the bratty youngest kid who wanted everything (though possibly did deserve a pay rise - Hammond certainly had the money)
- Arnold was the frustrated middle child who tried to be the voice of reason and made sure everything was going as well as it could - failing miserably in both departments
- Muldoon was the oldest one who watched the others spiral into chaos without doing anything, unless he was fed up with them, and then told them to shut up
- Wu was the pretentious cousin who stayed as far away as he could from the others, but had to stick around for Hammond who wishes his kids would be more like him
This is awesome. I can’t love this post enough. The InGen staff are my favorite characters in Jurassic Park. The only one missing here is Gerry Harding.
Harding is the oldest sibling who everyone forgot about cause he went to college far far away and only shows up at the occasional family reunion out of sentimental obligation. Just sits in the back and tries to avoid the real crazies.
