#roleplay starter meme
Sentence starters from LittleKuriboh’s “Marik Plays Bloodlines” Series
“An innocent bystander! Well, we haven’t have that, can we?”
“I believe you can die, I believe I can stab your thigh~!”
“I like to sing when I’m killing people.”
“I’m going to have to bring out the big guns. Which is literally a big gun.”
“How are you alive?!”
“You’ll all be seen very soon. In Hell.”
“Oh, you know, the usual. Killing people.”
“Door to door hug salesman, would you like a free sample?”
“I do get a lot of exercise when I go stabbing people, I admit.”
“I’m pretty sure he records snuff films down here.”
“Is he attacking me with his own severed arm?”
“Whenever I kill somebody, I like to strut like a jackass over to a wall.”
“What’s all this commotion about?”
Sentence starters from LittleKuriboh’s “Marik Plays Bloodlines” Series
“It’s not so much evil as it is condescending.”
“I wonder if these guys do tattoo removal.”
“I’m reminding you right now!”
“We got tattoos on our bums!”
“I want to catch the bouquet at the end.”
“If anyone else lays their fingers on those flowers, I will murder them!”
“Upon reflection, it was fairly badass.”
“I’m Darth Leathertush.”
“It’s a medical emergency, I need leather pants, stat!”
“Who gave Tarzan the doctors robe, and who told him he can heal people with the powers of his mind?!”
“Darth Leathertush commands it!”
“Are you interested in touching butts?”
“Why did you break open the lock to the door?”
“Are you drunk? Is that what happened? Did you get drunk before coming in to the office today?”
Sentence starters from LittleKuriboh’s “Marik Plays Bloodlines” Series
“The name’s bond. Bail bonds!”
“A crime-puter! I need one of those to plan my various crimes!”
“I wanna know what love is, but I don’t want you to show me.”
“He’s a glitch in the matrix!”
“I’ve got the looks, I’ve got the sexy singing voice, I’ve got the butt.”
“I will never take you to a rave.”
“Ah, the evil plan to spoil their milk!”
“I like this mission, it has knives.”
“What are you looking at, Slenderman?”
“I declare this to be my jam!”
“They touch butts with their butts!”
“I have never touched a butt!”
“What other reason is there to take a shower other than say ‘I’m naked and you can’t see me!’”
