#roman stuff

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stickfiguregods:

thoodleoo:

  • melampus:blackfoot
  • ichnobates:tracker
  • pamphagos:glutton
  • dorceus:gazelle
  • oribasos:hiker
  • nebrophonos:deercatcher
  • laelape:hurricane
  • theron:hunter
  • pterelas:wingy boy
  • agre:hunter 2
  • hylaeus:woody
  • nape:valley girl
  • poemenis:shep
  • harpyia:snatchy
  • ladon:bitey
  • dromas:speedy
  • canache:loudmouth
  • sticte:spot
  • tigris:tiger
  • alce:strong girl
  • leucon:whitey
  • asbolos:soot
  • lacon:howler
  • aello:stormy
  • thoos:fast boy
  • cyprius:cyprus boy
  • lycisce:wolfdog
  • harpalos:snatchy 2
  • melaneus:blacky
  • lachne:fuzzy girl
  • labros:rowdy boy
  • argiodus:white fang
  • hylactor:barker
  • melanchaetes:black-hair
  • theridamas:killer
  • orestriphos:mountain boy

It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.

thoodleoo:

really love reading about the meanings of greek and roman names especially when you put them next to each other because ancient greek names are like “this is War-wounded, son of Griefbringer and grandson of The Hated One and Plague-Upon-His-People” while roman names are like “this is Onion McDrinksalot and he belongs to one of the most important families to ever live in rome”

#names in greek myth esp go hard like achilles and odysseus and pentheus are all terrible and loathsome#meanwhile romans are like. here’s cicero his name means chickpea and hes our president

there is no exaggeration here whatsoever. greek and roman names are equally bonkers in different ways.

i tell a lie

a real roman would be called like

FIFTH DRINKSALOT ONION (THE PROCRASTINATOR)

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