no attachments no hate

whats your least favorite ah habits during games like ttt or murder? No general hate for any of the crew just little peeves. personally these are mine:

Gavin:Knowing who the traitor is but for some reason doesn’t shoot and instead just stares at them. He also has terrible attentive skills and cant remember anything 10 seconds prior.

Matt:Disappearing for half the round and expecting people to trust him immediately after he just shows up

Michael:selective hearing. “well i suspect _”. meanwhile Matt has just screamed for his life and called Jeremys name as his last word. also doesnt kill who he suspects

Ryan:Always sounds suspicious. Talks in a kind of “WeLl I dOnT kNoW wHaT hApPeNeD :o” sort of way. 

Jack:Terrible liar.Evenmore terrible traitor. Is so suspicious as a traitor and doesn’t take out his gun as an innocent. The Nation’s True Jester.

Jeremy:after he sees someone die he just blames the first person he sees without real evidence

Geoff: Seems like he’s in his own world. More suspicious and defensive than Jack and Ryan combined. Somehow is left alive last and has no clue what went through the entire round.

Trevor:May be the colorblindness but has terrible eyes. sees instances that definitely did NOT happen, which is why his correct to incorrect guessing ratio is like 1:5

Lindsay:Says nothing at the most crucial moments. Terrible liar. Doesn’t explain anything. Do Not Make Her A Swapper. Kills anyone regardless of her role.

Alfredo: Also disappears. Doesn’t speak fast enough when questioned or just doesn’t answer. Overall? Scariest bad guy- round ends near immediately. Kill on sight.

Fiona:She needs new glasses. Idk if its her mind playing tricks on her but she sees murders that also never happened. Condemns innocents and jester to death. Very stubborn- once she suspects someone she will not change her mind. “well its 100% _” it was not 100% that person

Millie: Nothing. Gmod murder mvp.

updates: added michael and jeremy peeves + more to fionas and lindsays 8/13/20

the best thing about watching ah is slowly watching new members transform into dangerous members of society. i remember when alfredo was the awkward “haha….” guy playing seige, and fiona was like “what the hell is going on” and out of the loop. now we have mr. magoo and a surreal poe

IS IFY GONNA JOIN ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER?

i remember before alfredo and fiona joined they did like a bunch of videos with them before announcing they were gonna join the gang. is it a coincidence or am i big brained

@barbaradrunkelman

the-useless-medic:

Self care reminder to unfollow and report SortaMaliciousGaming on twitch

shadows-twilight:

Goddamnit! I was wanting to rewatch Uno the Movie tonight since it’s another election year, but now I won’t be able to because HE’S in it. Uggh, why did he have to go and ruin everything T_T

I was also going to re watch UNO The movie cause of election night

bonecrown:

please, if you ever had an interaction with Ryan Haywood or anyone else from Rooster Teeth or Achievement Hunter that made you feel uncomfortable in even the slightest way, contact [email protected]

This is important. If you can please come forward. If you’re not ready to that is understandable as well. I hope you are all alright and healing.

prosperousduckscommuteviawaffle:

RH has 100% only deleted his social media today because he knows AH are due to stream today and there’s a good chance anyone who didn’t already know is going to find out. There’s another wave of outrage coming. 

achieveandhunt:

when content gets taken down from the AH/Lets Play channels, let’s not complain or question it. let’s try to collect ourselves and move forward from this massive blow.

dragonastra:

Jack and Michael took some time to talk to us about the RH situation before switching to games during today’s livestream (10/14/20). I’m sure the vod will be up later, but i’ll sum it up as best I can

• They will be purging their archives of content with Ryan in it. This is a massive undertaking but they support this idea and are working on it. Obviously this will make a significant dent in their video backlog.
• They believe the victims completely. When it was first coming out, they didn’t want to, but it became clear that it wasn’t faked. Jack called Ryan a monster.
• They will not be bringing up Ryan Haywood ever again. Do not expect more statements from them.
• They’ve clearly been hit very hard by this. Jack had a constant warble to his voice and could barely start talking. Michael was a bit more composed but had clearly been crying a lot and was visibly affected.
• Everyone in the AH office took the week off, and in some ways this wasn’t enough but they also want the distraction of making videos again. It may take some more adjusting.
  
• There will be no Off Topic tomorrow; instead there will be a Zelda stream with Michael and Matt.
• Geoff will not be making a statement. Jack’s been talking to him and he’s been hurting. Please do not contact Geoff about it.
  
• Please do not harass Ryan’s family.
• If you are attacking victims or AH or any others, or defending Ryan, because you don’t want to believe Ryan was bad or whatever, then they want you to move on. Leave people alone and don’t attack others. Ryan is gone and he’s not coming back, and ideally he will never surface again (Michael’s approximate words).
• If you have any stories, now, then, or future, send them to [email protected]
  

In lighter news, Extra Life will be a whole week instead of a 24 hour stream due to COVID-19! November 7 thru November 14 during “normal” hours. There will be four poster variants (Jack showed one of the posters, it’s moonballs against a paint-splattered target with a cloud shaped like the extra life symbol in the sky. it’s screenprinted and very pretty!) I

atomheartz:

please listen to me:

if you were subbed to ryan on twitch, gave him bits, donated to him in any way, and you’re blaming yourself for things after having found out this new information on where those funds went -

YOU ARE NOT TO BLAME. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HELPING HIM PUT HIS KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING A GOOD THING.

all that matters is that, if you’re disgusted with his actions, that you unsubscribe from his twitch and never give him a single cent after this.

THIS IS A REMINDER TO CANCEL YOUR MONTHLY SUB TO SORTAMALCIOUSGAMING

It still really just saddens me and chills my heart that someone I admired so much has done these disgusting and horrible things…

I visited the Rooster Teeth offices a year before he started working there….I was 17 at the time….That could have been me….. 

achieveandhunt:

if you think that the AH members shouldn’t turn their backs on Ryan after what he’s done, or that they’re being unreasonable for responding the way that they are, i want you off of my blog. seriously.

treycosexual:

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but would like to make this very clear:

Do Not harass the rest of the company about this. This includes:

•Comments

•DMs

•Stream chats

•Tweets

And for God’s sake have some common decency and leave his family ALONE