#sambucky headcanon

headcanon that one day Sam bought a record player for avengers tower so he could listen to Marvin Gaye high quality. But this becomes a problem when Bucky buys Taylor Swift vinyls and wants to use the record player too (Peter introduced Bucky to Taylor and ever since he’s been obsessed, his favorite album is evermore).

It quickly becomes a daily battle between Sam and Bucky over who can get to the record player first at any given time and how long the other gets to use it.

this results in a lot of trash talk, Bucky insults Marvin Gaye (even though he doesn’t mind his music much. or at all. maybe he kinda likes it) and Sam throws shade on Taylor Swift (even though he kinda likes her music)

but since Bucky doesn’t actually know anything about Marvin Gaye he invents random things to throw at Sam, like “you wouldn’t think Marvin was so great if you knew he killed a baby sloth” and Sam is just like “????” (bucky tries, ok)

anyway, this debate lasts for quite a while, until Wanda sends them to see Dr. Raynor about this specific issue, and they agree to share the record player equally

(“marvin still killed a baby sloth though” bucky says when they’re leaving. Dr. raynor makes a note to talk to Bucky about that in his next session)

To the surprise of everyone, Bucky is the one who wants a big wedding. No, he doesn’t give a damn about weddings in general, and he always kind of thought the spectacle of a big wedding was a little silly. But, that was before Sam. That was before the wedding in question was his and Sam’s. See, Sam would be content with a family ceremony in Sarah’s backyard followed by a seafood boil and some barbecue. Sam just wants to be married to Bucky. And, while Bucky just wants to be married to Sam too. He also wants the world to know. He wants to show off a little. Hey, it’s not everyday you get the greatest guy in the world to say he’s yours forever. So, Bucky feels like he can’t really be blamed for wanting to brag a little.