April fools to me, the ultimate fool who got an idea late at night and actually stayed up to draw it.
Zoe belongs to @orange-plum and her comic Satan and Me (highly recommend it, can be found @thisiskindagross ) Zoe is a side character that maybe appears 4 times but like why not devote brain space to this very tiny demon lady
By a very random luck of the draw, I’m your Secret Santa @orange-plum! Had to draw the boy, Michael. Ngl, I liked the gold variant, so you get both, too! Hope you like it! =)
Livra-me Satan, Senhor da Astúcia , a mim que sou teu servo de todos os males do passado, do presente e do porvir.
Senhor da Felônia, limpa meu corpo dos infortúnios e concede perene gozo a minha alma. Hoje é teu dia, porque é o “Dia do Senhor”, e não há outro Senhor senão tu.
Lança a tua benção nesse dia para que meu serviço espiritual possa alcançar a sua meta, que é engrandecer o teu nome e a tua personalidade.
Senhor imputador, faze com que todos os meus desejos sejam realizados, aqui, ali e adiante. Senhor danoso, concede-me que eu seja amparado pelas tuas benditas Hostes Implacáveis agora e para sempre!!
Ethan!
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Deliver me Satan, Lord of Sonship, to me, who am your servant of all the evils of the past, the present and the future.
Lord of Felony, cleanses my body from misfortunes and gives my soul perennial enjoyment. Today is your day, because it is the “Day of the Lord,” and there is no other Lord, only you.
Cast your blessing on that day so that my spiritual service can reach your goal, which is to magnify your name and your personality.
Lord Imputator, make all my wishes fulfilled, here, there and thereafter. Lord, grant me that I be supported by Your blessed Host, now and forever!
Senhor dos Desorientados! Digna-te contemplar-me e conceder-me no dia de hoje uma oportunidade de bem realizar este culto à tua sagrada entidade! Aqui estou, Senhor dos Enjeitados, para que me dê uma longa vida, a fim de poder por muito tempo adorar-te nesta existência! Mesmo que um dia tenha meus membros flácidos e meus olhos turvos pela velhice, quero prosseguir na tua adoração! Cantarei as glórias de Satan por toda eternidade, porque somente Ele me concede o prazer perene reservado apenas aos que são seus adoradores! Encerrando hoje a semana satânica, anúncio a toda humanidade os milhares de benefícios que tenho recebido de Satan, o Deus Cruel! Dá-me força e vivência para poder adorar-te na próxima semana e em outras muitas, porque estou sedento de desejo de proclamar as muitas bençãos que recebo do Senhor do Martírio. Ethan!!!
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Lord of the Disoriented! May you contemplate me and grant me today an opportunity to perform this cult to your sacred entity! Here I am, Lord of the Enjected, to give me a long life, so that I may long to adore you in this existence! Even if one day my limbs are flabby and my eyes clouded by old age, I want to continue in your worship! I will sing the glories of Satan for all eternity, because only He gives me the perennial pleasure reserved only to those who are his worshipers! Closing today the satanic week, proclaim to all mankind the thousands of benefits I have received from Satan, the Cruel God! Give me strength and experience to be able to adore you next week and many others because I am thirsting for the desire to proclaim the many blessings I receive from the Lord of Martyrdom. Ethan !!!
Senhor das trevas Que eu desenvolva a serenidade para aceitar as coisas que eu não posso mudar. A coragem para mudar as coisas que posso. E a sabedoria para saber a diferença. Hail Satan.
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Dark Lord witness As I develop the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference. Hail Satan.
Oh Senhor Satan Por quem todas as coisas estão em liberdade Eu me entrego totalmente em suas mãos, e coloco-me sem reserva sob a tua proteção! Consola-me e livra-me de todos os obstáculos e armadilhas daqueles que querem me prejudicar Visíveis ou Invisíveis Conhecidos ou desconhecidos Derrame a justiça e vingança contra aqueles que buscam a minha destruição Torne-os impotentes e devastados Direcione a malícia que iria me destruir e me ofender de volta a eles por 6 vezes. Encha minha alma com o teu poder inferna. Fortalece-me para que eu possa perseverar no meu serviço e agir como agente de tuas obras em uma embarcação de tua vontade. Ethan!
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Oh Lord Satan For Whom All Things Are In Freedom I surrender myself totally into your hands, and I place myself unreservedly under your protection! Console me and get rid of all the obstacles and pitfalls of those who want to harm me Visible or Invisible Known or unknown Pour justice and revenge on those who seek my destruction Make them powerless and devastated Direct the malice that would destroy me and offend me back to them for 6 times. Fill my soul with your infernal power. Strengthen me so that I may persevere in my service and act as agent of your works on a vessel of your will. Ethan!
Pai Nosso que estas no Inferno Amaldiçoado seja o vosso nome Venha a só o teu reino Seja feita a tua vontade Assim na terra como no céu e no inferno O poder nosso de cada dia nos dai hoje Que nao perdoemos as ofensas e nem aqueles que nos tenham ofendido Não nos deixeis cair diante de ninguém Livrai-nos da covardia Dai-nos a força Ethan!
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Our Father in Hell Unhallowed be thy name Your Kingdom Come Your will be done So on earth as in heaven and hell Our daily power gives us today May we not forgive the offenses and those who have offended us Do not let us fall before anyone Deliver us from cowardice Give us the strength Ethan!
Happy 8 year anniversary to Satan and Me! Today, 8 years ago, I had no idea accidentally responding to that iconic Tumblr post would be such a long, wild ride.
Thank you to all who have read, supported, and enjoyed the comic through this long, emotional journey! I’ve met the kindest people in the Samdom over the years, and wouldn’t trade any of it for anything.
I hope to see SaM celebrate a few more anniversaries in the future!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I met the goal this month for living expenses pledged to my Patreon, so I’m going to go ahead and update SaM twice this month as offered!
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
For more goodies, like Natan pics, NSFW, and monthly early update previews, check out myPatreon:www.patreon.com/orangeplum
I’m v active on twitter with art and comic musings too, so if any of you are interested, the twitter account would be the place to get weekly SaM content.
ALSO!I’ve just been RENEWED into the program on Tapas where I get paid for all my views. It’s a free way to support me and help me keep this coming going. If you could hop over there to see the update every month that would help me greatly. Thank you! ; u ;
Your foottraffic the last 6 months has really helped my income!
