#satans alley
So for context, im in the habit of asking people ‘you know who did this?’ 'you know who has this?’ and then my friend who is Done With My Shit™ will say in an exasperated tone 'is it robert downey jr’
ANYWAY so tobey maguire was mentioned at lunch today, and one of my friends was like,
Fuck Tobey Maguire.
To which my other friend said:
You know who did?
Robert Downey Jr.
don’t follow me if you ship st-arker. seriously.
Same here, UNLESS it’s “Satan’s Alley” from “Tropic Thunder.”
Guys, imma stop trolling you with Satan’s Alley, I promise, but just one more. (I can’t promise to stop trolling you with monks, on the other hand.) But seriously, did you know there’s fanart for this? This. This movie that never existed. This movie that never existed has more fandom than War and Peace. OrNinety-Three. Or any of those other awesome novels for which I’ve recently complained about the lack of fandom. Fucking Satan’s Alley. Are you kidding me, people??? Not that I’m complaining about, you know, monk porn fanart, but, really? Really??? Okay, fine, it’s Robert Downey Jr./Tobey Maguire monk porn, but still, really? This totally proves my theory that hot guys dressed like monks can make even such a shallow mistress as pop culture get down with monks. Butreally???? Satan’s-fucking-Alley???
Okay, fine, I see your point. Bring it on, bring on the hot monk porn. I can take it, I promise.
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Oh man, I just realized the hot monk movie I want is probably something like this. Fuck. This might not be such a good idea after all……………or it could be the best idea ever. XD
