#scientifically accurate dinosaurs
A remake of Jurassic Park except with scientifically accurate dinosaurs, and instead of killing people they behave like mischevious parrots
John Hammond: Why did the power go out?!
Ray Arnold: The damn velociraptors got out again! They’re always messing with the cables!
*cut to Muldoon on the roof, trying to hit a pair of brightly colored velociraptors with a broom*
Muldoon: Cut that shit out you god damn fossils!
Velociraptor nr 1, hopping just out of broom range: Cutdatshidout! Cutdatshidout!
Velociraptor nr 2: Godamfossils!
