#see robins face those are my feels

Here’s a tip: If you’re owned by an intelligent, creative, sadistic person, and they are giving you instructions to use a dildo in your ass for 30 minutes a day to make you a better fucktoy, under no circumstances, no matter how tired you are or how sassy you were being earlier, should you say anything like “You’re going to let me use lube, right? Because I’m going to use lube.” The response from that person will be: