#she they
this man is the one true ally
SIXTY FIVE THIRTY FIVE IM DYING
CC:
Brother: What does the “or” mean?
Person filming: They/she?
Brother (increasingly frantic): Yeah but I’m, I don’t wanna fuck it up. Is it— what does that mean you said she/they and then you said “oh wait no use they/she,” which one do I use?
Person filming: They- they more than she.
Brother: Oh god
[laughter from the person filming]
Brother: Okay, like, how- how much more though? Is it like if- do I- am I being an asshole if I say, like, they maybe like 4 times and she 2 times?
[more laughter]
Brother continued: Or is it like, 60-40? 65-35?
I have literally never encountered a she/they who’s ugly I wonder why that is
tell me more, i’ve got a boxcutter with your name on it
‘Bout all the rainbows a-you can a-have for your own
When you’ve made your mind up forever to be mine
