#shenanigans with me and my sides
Paroco:I want to make a Sanders Sides comic… like a whole series.
Sunita: Oh, oh! I got it! How about you make comics about your own books!?
Paroco:Sun… you. Are. A. Genius. That is a great idea!
Destiny: I thought I was the genius…
Paroco: You know what, everyone? I’m going to do it. I’m going to draw!
Sunita: Um, kiddo… don’t you already draw?
Paroco: Yes yes, but this will be different. I will take my time in drawing a Remus and Roman comic!
Lalasa:HELL YES!
Sunita:Language.
Lalasa: Heck yes!
Sunita:Better.
Paroco:Welp, wish me luck. *Gets out a sketchbook and starts drawing*
Paroco:*Keeps erasing the heads*
Deirdre, Destiny, and Lavada:…
Paroco:*Erases Roman’s head again*
Leah: Oh, come on! It’s just a head!
Paroco:I’m TrYiNg! *Has tears in his eyes*
Paroco:*Internally screaming*
Lavada:*Dancing happily around Paroco’s bedroom*
Leah:What are they doing?
Evie: Paroco got into a Poly relationship again.
Sunita: I’m so happy for her!
Evie:Same!
Leah: Ugh, love…
Paroco: Instead of telling them straight-up how I feel, I’m going to do it clue form instead.
Clue 1. One of them is named after a capital.
Clue 2. One of their names rhymes with ‘gosh’.
Clue 3. One of their names is based on a game character in League Of Legends, just slightly different.
Clue 4. One of them is Bisexual. One of them is Pansexual. The other is also Pansexual.
Clue 5. Not really a clue, but they are all cinnamon rolls who need protecting >:3
Clue 6. Two of them are girls. I think the other one said she was a demi-girl.
Leah:Smooth…
Paroco:Shut up, Deceit!
Leah:*Hisses*
Paroco: I want to make a Sanders Sides RP book…
Lalasa: Do it! Do it!
Paroco: Without smut.
Lalasa:(┬┬﹏┬┬)
Sunita:*Gasps* ONLY FLUFF!!! DO IT!
Paroco: I need scenarios… maybe a trip to TumblrTown will help me.
Sunita:♪(^∇^*)
Paroco runs into the room and slams the door closed: Quick! I need help confessing my love to someone!
Sunita: Ooooohhhh~ I think I know who it is~
Destiny: We all know who it is. We’re literally a part of her.
Lavada:Is it J-
Paroco runs over and covers Lavada’s mouth: SHHhhhHHhh, don’t say it!
Lavada removes Paroco’s hands from her mouth: Does her name start with a J?
Paroco slowly nods with tears in her eyes: I know it’s stupid, but I really like her…
Lalasa:Just wait until the right time to confess.
Everyone looks at Lalasa.
Lalasa:What? Didn’t know I could be of some help?
Leah: Maybe Lalasa is right. Maybe. Just wait until the right time.
Paroco:Okay…
Sunita looks at Paroco and jumps up:Hug!*Hugs Paroco*
Sunita pulls everyone into the hug.
Deirdre: I hate this.
Destiny & Leah: You’re not the only one.
Sunita: Group hug! *Giggles*
Paroco:Also, she’s Bisexual and taken, so it wouldn’t really work out. And I don’t think she’s Poly.
Sunita: Shhhh, group hug.
Paroco:Fine…
Paroco, sleeping soundly in bed: *Muttering to himself*
Deirdre looks at Ashlynn who is drinking Starbucks: Should I wake him up or should you?
Ashlynn:*Shrugs* Whatever you want to do.
Deirdre: Alright. On the count of three.
Ashlynn:Two.
Deirdre:One.
Ashlynn & Deirdre: INSOMNIA!
Paroco’s eyes snap open. He looks at Ashlynn and Deirdre with an annoyed expression on his face: Good thing you woke me up. Lalasa was giving me a horrible dream.
Ashlynn: No problem, babe.
Paroco: Can you say ‘babe’ to your actual babe?
Ashlynn: I call everyone babe. Get used to it.
Paroco:*Groans and throws a pillow on his own face*
Deirdre: I think you broke him.
Ashlynn:*Shrugs*Oh well… *Sips Starbucks*
Host:
Paroco(Paris/Robyn/Conan)
Sides:
Sunita(Morality)
Destiny(Logic)
Lavada(Creativity)
Lalasa(Dark Creativity)
Leah(Deceit)
Deirdre(Anxiety)
Ashlynn(Sleep)
Evie(Empathy/Therapist)
Paroco, writing random stuff on Wattpad:*Humming to himself*
Destiny and Lavada look at Paroco. They look at each other and nod.
Destiny: Don’t you dare publish another story.
Paroco:*Looks at Destiny and brings the mouse over to the publish button*
Lavada: Don’t you do it!
Paroco:Boop.*Clicks the publish button*
Deirdre: *Screaming internally*