Is it common knowledge that Sam and Leah are third cousins?
Technically, Paul is also included in this particular third cousin line up as well
EVERY TIME i think “surely this is it, surely i’ve now unpacked every terrible thing stephenie meyer put in twilight,” a new fact like this comes along and ruins my life once again
i can’t stop thinking abt carlisle cullen. that man is 23 years old. the movies made him look more in his 30s but that man is a CHILD. *I’M* 23 years old!!
You know who’s older than him??
fucking youtuber danny gonzales, who has a young face but he’s 26.
imagine your doctor comes in looking like this guy, which is a GENEROUS comparison bc this guy is 3 years older than CANON CARLISLE CULLEN
what really proves that Bella was truly, irrevocably in love with edward was the fact that she could genuinely act like that ring wasnt the most god awful ugliest thing on the entire fucking planet
goddamn that shit was ugly. based on the description in the books, i’d pictured something like
Idk what y'all are talking about this shit is gorgeous
IS THAT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE??? it’s so much worse than i remember
also,, that’s not very late 19th century??? SMEYER WHAT THE FUCK
i love that the ratatouille jokes from tumblr have transferred to other apps like tiktok and now people are barely becoming aware of the resume names. like yes we’re hiding in the shadows and the word is spreading.
one day i’ll be fully back to creating my hot takes that no one cares for and force everyone to read every single one of the dumb thoughts that cross my pea little brain. until then, ily and *don’t* talk shit abt smeyer whenever possible <3
i’d love to answer any random little questions y’all may have about my take on the twilight world. idk if any of my followers are still active but if you are, feel free to send me stuff
today is National Day of Mourning for Indigenous people. may you get peace and may your ancestors have peace after the atrocities they had to face. may they have the healing they weren’t granted while they walked this earth.
Remember how Renesmee was nicknamed after the Loch Ness Monster?
And remember that the only known male hybrid is named Nahuel, and there’s a lake monster in Argentina named Nahuelito?
Was that … was that on purpose?Or was that another weird coincidence, like inventing the Volturi, and planning for them to live in a fictional city in Tuscany called Volturin, only to look at a map and find an actual city named Volterra?
I don’t think Stephenie would do that much planning - maybe subconsciously she remembered some of these details which she may have found while researching stuff, and they made their way back into the work
she was high on something and it somehow helped her. if it’s one thing she doesn’t do, it’s planning
