#sick note
Sun, 30 May 2021 11:35:54
pathocryptia n. unwillingness to believe in or talk about one’s illness
Useful when you don’t want to mention the uncomfortable rash covering your nethers.
“I’m sorry I can’t come into work today. I have pathocryptia. ‘Bye.”
See #sick note for further useful words to befuddle your boss.
