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Nah Manscaped can’t start doing jokey joke reblogs. You guys gotta start getting meaner
If Manscaped interacts with you you gotta be ready to post Tubgirl
idk how many people have been on here long enough to remember the Denny’s tumblr, but they were arguably the first official brand-affiliated social media account to experiment with hiring 20-something interns to make actual contemporary memes and snappy reblogs, about a year before the Wendy’s started pioneering a similar idea on Twitter.
we didn’t fully realize what it represented at the time and tolerated it, which in retrospect was like not stomping the first fish to grow legs and crawl out of the ocean. we cannot make the same mistake again. no mercy for brand accounts
