#sizequeenquotes
“Oh come on, you can’t just sit there with that ginormous cock jutting up above the water, and not expect me to come over and suck it!”
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I texted this photo of my new boy to my ex …
“Now do you understand why I left you? I need a real man!”
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“OH MY GOD, you’re bloody HUGE!!!! Well, fuck, good thing there’s two of us! That BEAST of a cock is too big for just one girl ;)”
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“What do you see in him?” my girlfriends asked, “He’s so scrawny and a year younger than us!”
I just held my fingers out a foot apart and instructed my boy toy to whip out the HUGE reason I was dating him, hehe ;)
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“Oh my, you seem to have an abnormal growth in your groin area. I’m going to need to make a very close and careful examination …”
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“Hi, I just need to check whether you’re experiencing any abnormal growth in your crotch region … do you mind if I feel around a little?”
You couldn’t believe how well this line worked at the party!! Basically every boy there let me feel for a bulge, until I got a good sense as to whether he was BIG enough for the job …
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“Why didn’t you ever tell me cocks came in bigger sizes, honey??!? He’s 9″!!! can you believe it?!? That’s more than twice your size, it feels sooooooo much better!!!”
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