any cute obedient pets wanna sit on my lap? It’s for science.

bees are hot.

in unrelated news, hypothetically, let’s say, i am a bee and i find you (the person reading this) and, for the sake of argument, slowly corrupt you through mindmelting pollen so you also become bee. we beecome buzzy bees and serve their Majesty to complete tasks and bee happy in our submission to our Majesty…