#snack stans deserve better

Of all the names for the Sirius/Severus ship, Snirius, SiriSev, Snack, StarPrince, I’m partial to Snack myself. StarPrince is very nice but a little fancy for them, don’t you think? It makes them sound like the kind of sophisticated couple that goes on dates to art openings or the opera when really they’d be eating fast food straight out of the bag and argue for an hour straight about the optimal number of chicken nuggets to buy. Sirius says just get 20, those little fuckers won’t fill you up anyway so you might as well go for volume. Severus scoffs at him, you simpleton. You utter buffoon. You daft bastard. 20 chicken nuggets my god they should send you back to Azkaban for that one. If you ever come home with 20 chicken nuggets I’ll kill you