#snake talks

Y’ever just look at an animal and your brain swings between ‘cute’ and ‘tasty’ like a metronome

• Referring to any unfamiliar-sounding language as “Minecraft enchantment table”
• Referring to James Norrington as “Jimothy”
• Trying to give the Sans eye to any and all images of a skull
• Getting a horrible injury but living to joke about it
• Messing up simple names to sound long and fancy (i.e. Toby Fox > Tobias Foxtrot, Tobertson Foxington)
  

Today I couldn’t remember the term ‘model’ for cars and said 'species of car’ instead

Some time ago PotC (2003) was trending.

Now Dracula (1897) is trending.

Next year it’s gonna be Hamlet, the next year the Illiad or something

We’re going back in time

I am truly delighted that the book I struggled to read in 2016 is trending on this site.

Can’t wait to make fun of Van Helsing’s five-page monologue with everyone.