#so ill pick and choose from the first hour in or so
>> John Wolfe and Markiplier: Welcome II the Game Starter Sentences Pt. 1
Everything taken from the first parts of their respective Welcome II the Game videos
>>John:
- “Contacting ______, sure.”
- “I can’t vote.”
- “Wow! He’s/She’s/They are averaging 1000 concurrent viewers, that’s not bad. He/she/they could have a future on twitch.”
- “Uhh… How do you have access to just dump things on my desktop? That’s a little creepy.”
- “He’s/She’s/They’re not gone I can tell you that.”
- “Clear as mud?”
- “Am I getting hacked? I’m trying to read!”
- “Yeah, help me! I’m the one in need of help here!”
- “Golly I was like… Deep in there.”
- “Whatever happens to you, happens to you.
>>Mark:
- “Guess I’m gonna go up into the sky.”
- “The first instinct you have have when you hear “WHOOM” is not: “hello? Huh? Is someone there?”. When you hear “WHOOM” you go “AHH!” and run as fast as you can in the other direction.”
- “Who is _______? Why is he/she/they helping me? Why is their name _______?”
- “You have a good day, I’m going to go die on the deep web!”
- “You shouldn’t just run in guns blazing… But what do I know?”
- “Maybe I’m a god damn fool…”
- “No! My weakness!”
- “Is this for realism?”
- “Leave, leave– Let’s leeeeave.”
- “Fonnel Dather…”
- “I was in the process of getting off the computer… What did I do wrong?”
- “And if I could make some mons, I’ll do good.”
- “The future is NOW!”
- “Can I use the elevator? Does the elevator work? Because I don’t wanna climb the stairs, I don’t need that much exercise!”
