#so much blood
This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
I cracked my head open from falling off a chair as a toddler on this spiky ass wood thing
My brother held a hair straightener to my hand for three minutes
I went down a water slide at a birthday party and my elbow was on the seam.
I accidentally stabbed my hand into freshly sharpened pencils.
I fell on ice
I hit my eye with a plastic bag whole trying to open it
I fell on a recycle bin with glass in it
I was getting cheese and grated my finger
i stabbed myself with scissors while making snowflakes.
cat
buster bit me
the scar is barely fuckin visible but i got chomped on by a dang great dane
Fell up an up escalator
friend shoved me into a thorn bush
i fell on some rocks
A very rude man stabbed me
I cut my ear in half with a baseball bat
I dropped a shower head in the shower and it exploded
A kid dropped a snowboard on me when I was seven
Had a snowball fight with my brother he threw ice
got in a fight with an ex
I tripped on a gravel hill with my dog in my arms and rolled onto my knee instead of dropping her to catch myself