I was going to drag him out to the front lawn for full on shiny sun but the neighbors across the street are busy moving in and I don’t want their first experience in the neighborhood to be OH UM THAT SNAKE IS HUGE I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN CAN WE MOVE AWAY PLEASE
I like to warm up to people before pulling out the big kids or perhaps just never mention the snakes at all that works too.
So instead, I chronicled Dumat’s adventure in the backyard. For reference, he’s just hit 30lbs on the dot and my ball pythons could fit into the back bootycoil in the photo above.
But then I circled around and with the camera between our faces I think he forgot who I was for a moment.
wait who you
WHO YOU THO HUFFHUFFHUFF
oh just mom nvm
cmon mum
Meanwhile, an anole on the roof flipping it’s shit out EITHER GODZILLA CAME HOME OR I’M HIGH AS BALLS
wait wait wait wait
wait
stop everything
what are this
what ARE this????
oh a plank well ok lets go find totoro then he’s in here rite
…no baby no, only a huge cloud of mosquitoes were in there, and I promptly dragged him back inside while I slowly died of bloodloss
