#some questions shouldnt be asked

‘Where did you get the name, Sticky Nits?’

'Well, see my hair?’

'Yeah?’

'Put your hand in there.’

'Ah…no thanks.’

'Yeah ’

'What about Rattles?’

'What about her?’

'Well, where did she get her name?’

'Well, when she breathes right, she rattles.’

'Does she have a lung condition?’

'I dunno, I’m not a doctor.’

'OK, what about Matt’s cousin?’

'What about him?’

'Where did he get that name?’

'Well, he is Matt’s cousin.’

'Does he have a real name?’

'I dunno.’

'You never asked?’

'Well, it’s none of my business really…I don’t wanna pry.’

'It’s never come up? He’s never mentioned it?’

'Nah, he doesn’t talk.’

'He’s the lead singer of the band…and he doesn’t talk?’

'Nah.’

'What about Matt?’

'Who?’

'Matt, as in Matt’s cousin’s cousin?’

'Huh?’