#sorry hes madge

Q: Loki I feel like u love people playing with your hair [especially when they make braids]
Q: What do you think about mortals associating you with spiders? Do you like the little buggers? Have you ever been one?
Q: Loki, is it true you have a thing for blonds?
Q: Do you like Oreos?
Q: Do you dance?

A: Not in the mood. Don’t split hairs about these trivialities. Gonna get back to politely nodding, ’m not that mad. But, fuck, I don’t care.