#sounds about right
Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks
Warm-up Haiku
Q: 1. don’t leave
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 19 - Where the Heart is
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 13 (Extra Credit) - Frost
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 07 - Nonagenarian
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 06 (Extra Credit) - Mistake
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 05 - Matter of Fact
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 02 - Sway
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 23 - Shuffle
FFXIVWrite2020 - Prompt 21 - Foibles
Created by TumblrTop10
A visitor came into my workplace with a bathroom emergency and asked me if I would look after her huge dog while she was otherwise occupied. I said yes, and when she came back from the bathroom, she found me flat on my back pinned to the floor while her enormous and needy Newfoundland sat on my chest and refused to budge.
Why did you let him sit on you?
I didn’t “let” him so much as “I was physically unable to stop him”. I knelt on the ground next to him and scratched him above the tail to comfort him and he just… leaned and squashed.
The owner was SO apologetic and I had to reassure her that getting flattened to a pancake by her elephantine dog was the best part of my day.
I’ve got a sixth sense it’s called paranoia
Sometimes I don’t realize how much I’m an introvert until I am forced to hang out with other people.
Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator
;)
Reblog and say which one you got
hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most
So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.
1) yeah, this is where ur name goes when u enter it in – idk why they even ask for it either
2) Sadboihrs, if you’re out there, I am COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED that you got conflict avoidant.
Edit: also this one
You know the joke in Men at Arms about the billiard balls? They’re made of “elephantless ivory” by the alchemists, but they have a nasty habit of exploding when used.
This was an actually real-world thing.
Owing to the high price of ivory (and, y’know, the over-hunting of elephants to the brink of extinction), in 1869 a billiards supply manufacturer offered $10,000 to whoever could make a synthetic ball that met the same specifications as ivory. A guy named John Wesley Hyatt came up with a nitrocelluloseball – nitrocellulose being both the basis of celluloidfilm and certain kinds of rocket fuel.Hyatt’s balls were extremely flammable, and even hitting them together too hard could cause a small explosion that sounded like a gunshot.
(Yes, in hindsight, that sentence was hilarious.)
So Discworld’s exploding alchemical billiard balls had a Roundworld equivalent, albeit not as dramatic. God damn it, Pterry.
Spending some quality time with my pussy pump this week…
(aka I’m a swollen sensitive dripping mess.)
Back on my bullshit - keep your eyes out for a ‘How would you meet your end in Ancient Rome’ quiz
Here you go - tw for death & absence of TSwift lyrics.
Amused that basically no one tags themselves as ‘proscribed’ even though it’s a pretty common answer. Marius will find you anyway, honey, but ok
which paranormal being are you?
(sorry but we cant all get vampire)
New fun personality game: search up “Florida man” and your birthday and see what headline you get (year is not nessecary)
viareddit.com
literally no difference between cavemen and wow players