#spacebitches
With Smurfette gone, the boys in blue resort to some pretty desperate measures for tonight’s entertainment.
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That moment you start to realize you may have gone a little overboard on the outfit coordination for your neighbor’s kid’s birthday.
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When you’ve blasted straight past Gaga and are officially too fabulous for this galaxy but low-key bummed out that you can never go back from this
(Artwork by: @xochi_pilli)
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In future mornings, laser precision is used for skin care. Say goodbye to pimple-popping, say hello to ZitZapping. #futurefashion
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When taking glamour shots, we recommend showing off your blaster pistol to show you are both beautiful and deadly. #phototips
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Introducing the Silver Surfers cousin, the Platinum Pedaler. We understand that there are no roads in space but if you can surf, we figure biking should work too. #spacebike
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Don’t worry 80’s ladies, by our estimates, in a couple decades shoulder pads should make a comeback. #futurefashion
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“Space Babes getting grabbed and/or going limp in the hands of potentially devious alien predators” Episode #4: If circuitry and water don’t mix, why is Bender taking the space babe into some water?
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“Space Babes getting grabbed and/or going limp in the hands of potentially devious alien predators” Episode #2. Lizards on planet earth may be small and relatively harmless but on other planets they can be giant and have bad anger issues, use caution.
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It’ll still be a couple years before our planets fashion can handle contouring and eyebrows on this level of fleek. #iwokeuplikethis
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“Space Babes getting grabbed and/or going limp in the hands of potentially devious alien predators” Episode #5: Never trust a honcho without a helmet, and don’t underestimate the power of a manicure, space cowboy #defense
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