#still gotta pay for my fuckin tooth

IT IS THE SPRING CLEANING SALE IN MY SHOP. 20% off oopsie grab bags! clearance-priced Sleepy Boy charms that have a backwards design on one side! less-than-perfect-but-fine-if-you-aren’t-picky sticker sheets! COME. GET. YOUR WEIRD. STUFF. help me clear out all this SILLY inventory. sale is on ALL MONTH but once this silly stuff is gone, it’s gone!