#stop calling me out

aye-of-newt:

me: this fic is VIBES ONLY. nothing but the vibes matter, who cares if I specify the setting or year????

also me about the exact same fic: If I do not know the specific model of lantern used in lighthouses that were in operation in the mid 1800′s as well as what type of fuel they burned then this entire story will crumble apart

jacksonvilleyouth:

“Your hands are so big” if you want my fingers down your throat just say that

venusvsearth:

you get home at 4, you planned to do your homework the moment you got home, you lay in your bed, you open your phone and begin to scroll, your phone alerts you you’re on low battery, you look at the clock, it’s now 7, you panic, you start your homework. you keep getting distracted it’s now 12, you plan to not do the same the next day.

@kedreeva, before I’ve even gotten dressed for work: “Here is some lovely Dom![Character] behavior.”

It’s been 84 years since she let me live in peace -____-

sapphic-agent-4:

crabwithaknife-art:

i won at blood pressure the other day

ashstfu:

bitches be like “i’d die for this character” and it’s a character who’s already dead

marypsue:

maybethis silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

high-bi-makemecry:

me: always wants to talk to you

also me: cannot speak unless spoken to (I’m an npc)

samduqs:

do you read four books at the same time or are you normal

ashstfu:

bitches be like “he’s the love of my life” and he’s fictional