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picture one
breanna:see, i think the antlers are mid as fuck.
vladislaus:is that so? i enjoyed hospice.
picture two
breanna:i’m not about the whole static-lofi scene, not like you are.
vladislaus:you like neutral milk hotel.
breanna:yeah, but i always considered them more psychedelic than lofi. i’m really into math rock lately, though.
picture three
breanna:except today i’ve only listened to the thirteenth one piece intro, which isn’t really math rock, but, like, to be honest, i consider anime intros their own genre.
vladislaus:they do have a unique energy.
picture four
klaus:…mom? dad? are you busy?
breanna:of course not! what’s on your mind, kiddo?
vladislaus:is everything alright, son? you look disturbed.
klaus:…i wanted to talk to you about something.
picture five
breanna:what’s the matter?
klaus:i don’t have any friends.
vladislaus:you have friends, son. you’re friends with karmen, yes?
klaus:well, yeah. but most people have more than one friend. anastasia has so many. [ sighs ] it’s just not fair.
vladislaus:i see. that is difficult.
picture six
breanna:well, why don’t you hang out with annie’s friends?
klaus:…it’s weird.
breanna:why’s it weird? we’re family! it’s natural to share friends!
klaus:…they probably wouldn’t want to hang out with me, anyways.
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klaus:i’m the most boring person in the world. if they talked to me, they’d probably die of, like, boredom disease.
breanna:you’re not boring! you’re… brooding!
klaus:[ sighs ] brooding. right.
vladislaus:i take it you’re feeling the effects of your magical class. as an exhaustion-class vampire, your emotions are significantly dampened. you’ll likely struggle to connect with others. i know i struggled, too.
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klaus:great. so i’m genetically boring.
breanna:brooding, klaus! you’re brooding!
vladislaus:it pains me to see you suffer, son. i know it’s difficult, to experience changes in your body as a young—
klaus:ugh, please, kill me.
vladislaus:there’s nothing to be ashamed of, my boy! these changes are very natural!
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vladislaus:i know it’s difficult, but i’m certain you’ll adjust well. until then, there’s no harm in spending time with anastasia. perhaps you’ll meet new friends through her friends, yes?
breanna:yeah! plus, ladies love brooding, so you really have nothing to worry about.
klaus:i’m gay, mom.
breanna:men like brooding too!
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