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queenlucythevaliant:
Have I told you about my twin names?
If I someday have twin boys, I’m gonna call them Rehoboam and Jeroboam. If I have twin girls, it’s Laurasia and Gondwana. This is non-negotiable.
True story time: before I was born, my dad had such a schtick going about naming me Rehoboam (because what did the wisest man in the word name his kid?) that someone at church pulled him aside and said, “You DO know you can’t name that poor kid Rehoboam, right?”