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lesbian-of-nine:

Taika Waititi is to lesbians what Ryan Reynolds is to straight men

leeenuu:

citi zēni you will always be famous

leeenuu:

citi zēni you will always be famous

cryptiddeer:

gay-pippin:

therealtinymeat:

first post I’ve seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

headspace-hotel:

spaceinvaydr:

susiron:

astronomical-bagel:

the-haiku-bot:

kingscrown666:

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru:

wizardlizardinhislair:

araku-validrava:

autisticexpression:

adrnired:

kestrelsparverius:

la-pou-belle:

capitalism-and-analytics:

fremedon:

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

jenivi:

glumshoe:

sailor-lady:

glumshoe:

forestdwellingrat:

glumshoe:

countesspetofi:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin HoodandZootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children


yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

ohgod

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

This is the worst addition to this post

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

himbeaux-on-ice:

dorsalfin:

tapejob:

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CONGO LINE. MIRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[Image description: two screenshots from a Dallas Stars vs Calgary Flames game. The point of view is from behind the Flames’ net, where their goalie, Markstrom, is standing. In front of him is a Dallas player and a Flames player standing next to each other.

Another Flames player is standing in front of them. Ahead of him is a Stars player, and a few feet even further ahead is another Dallas-Calgary pair. Continuing the slightly curved line are two more Stars players and two more Flames players. The second photo shows the line again, now even closer together and lined up. End description.]

[Plain text caption: Look at this fucking congo line. Miro are you kidding me. End text.]

this looks like a glitch in the goddamn matrix

loveyourllamas:

sketiana:

doctor patient confidentiality goes both ways i saw my doctor killing someone in the street and driving off and ill have to live and die quiet about it

hey bestie! how is there a comma in the tags

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