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2022 Russian Championship Beam & Floor Medallists.
the feminine urge to fall in love with anyone who has the ability to genuinely make me laugh
openly supporting dave chapelle, and then bringing him out as a surprise guest at your show, thus subjecting any trans people in the audience to hate speech, is a reprehensible thing to do, and my sympathies are very much with any trans people in the audience. however, i will say that as someone who started listening to john mulaney’s stand up in 2013, there have always been bigoted aspects of his work, especially ableist and racist jokes, that went unchallenged by fans for far too long. if you, as a white, able bodied trans person, supported john mulaney through his blaccent, his bit about being mistaken for asian, and his use of ableist slurs, but now transphobia is the last straw, ask yourself why.
Please don’t ignore that the basis of his comedy has been antisemitism and sexism. Leaving those bigoted aspects out when they make up the bulk of his comedy is very bad!
kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips:
Apparently Kylo Ren fans don’t acknowledge them enough. So I made a list. I’m sure I forgot a bunch, still. I feel bad already.
(you can also play a fun game: try and find my typos I’m not fixing)This is my favorite post ever
The funniest one is: Ash (You know what I’m talking about)
why is this whole post nothing but “footage not found” jpegs?
You Shall Not Pass! A Defensive Protection Spell
If you read the title in Gandalf’s voice, you’re doing it right. You Shall Not Pass! is what I call an “active defensive spell”. It’s a security system. Essentially, it’s a passive, dormant spell that sits an only activates when someone or something happens outside of what you’ve programmed. It’s one of my favorite and most used protection spells ever. This spell can be cast on any object, but…
A revenge spell for someone who hurt you to the point of breaking your soul and draining your light. Inspired by the song “Tell That Devil” by the Nashville Cast/Jill Andrews. This was designed with a specific person in mind, change it however you see fit.
Items needed:
- 3 black candles
- 1 lighter/matches
- A pinch of pepper seeds (hot peppers preferably)
- A piece of a fallen hornet’s nest (can usually be found on the ground in autumn)
- 1 rusty nail
- 1 piece of paper
- 1 writing utensil
- 1 small vial
- Something to place burning paper safely
- A spot of ground that the sunlight doesn’t touch
Instructions:
1. Write the victim’s name on the piece of paper. Place the seeds and hornet’s nest on the paper and fold it up as best you can. Light the three candles.
2. Begin reciting the incantation:
“You broke my soul, you poisoned my light, you blackened my heart. Now you will pay. [Victim’s name], I curse you and send you back to hell. I ask of the devil that he receive you. Feel the pain you have forced upon me tenfold. You will suffer for your evil-doings…”
3. Thrust the rusty nail into the folded paper as many times as you like, just make sure nothing falls out.
“… Feel the coffin nails pierce you…”
4. Light the folded paper on fire with the flames of the candles.
“… Feel the hellfire on your skin…”
5. Place the burning paper in the holder and wait until it is ash. Collect the ashes into the vial. Seal the vial and bury it in the spot of ground you’ve chosen that is never touched by sunlight.
“… And now I bury you in the ground, see you in hell.”
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”