#tanaka ryusuke

Kiyoko: Did it hurt when you fell-

Tanaka: Fell from heaven? No, but I get what you’re trying to do-

Kiyoko: No. You didn’t let me finish. I mean when you just fell right now, walking. I saw you trip over your feet and fall. Then you laid there for like three minutes.

Tanaka:

Nishinoya: We all saw it, dude.

Enoshita: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.

Tanaka: I don’t think that’s true… Meth is pretty fucking bad

Tanaka: Noya, you know Asahi will never agree to this plan.

Nishinoya: Sure he will!

Tanaka: I’ve already asked him three times, he won’t do it

Nishinoya: Let me try

Nishinoya: *walks up to Asahi* Can we-

Asahi:yes.

*Tanaka and Nishinoya collectively yelling in the dorms*

Daichi: Whats it about this time?

Sugawara, reading a book: Who knows.

*Tanaka and Nishinoya sitting in the common room a few minutes prior*

Nishinoya, casually reading a comic: Hey, Tanaka.

Tanaka, laying on a couch:Mm?

Nishinoya: Do you wash your eyebrows?

Tanaka: *Sits up* Eh? What kind of question is that?

Nishinoya: *Closes his comic suddenly* WHAT!?

Tanaka: *Glares* What do you mean what?

Nishinoya, slowly: Do you.. Wash your..eye ..brows?

Tanaka, confused: I .. uh .. No? I don’t know!

Nishinoya: *Stands up and points his way accusingly* SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT WHEN YOU WASH YOUR HAIR YOU DON’T TAKE A LITTLE OF THE SHAMPOO *starts rubbing his forehead feverishly* AND WASH YOUR EYEBROWS!?

Tanaka: *Squinting* what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

Nishinoya, accusingly: SO YOU DONT!

Tanaka, gets defensive: WHO THE HELL EVEN THINKS OF THAT SHIT!? FUCK YOU!

Nishinoya: FUCK ME!? FUCK YOU AND YOUR GREASY ASS EYEBROWS!