The problem with Ivan’s character is that Guz Khan was on Taskmaster UK - a show that turns normally sane, cool comedians into confused, baffled lunatics. You just can’t be intimidated after watching a man attempt to paint a space hopper green without making any mess. (Also if you haven’t watched this, you deserve to.)
Paint the most flattering picture of the Taskmaster in action on the canvas in the lab. The canvas will either be six inches or six feet above you. You must lie flat on your back on the creeper at all times.
On the latest episode of Taskmaster, Victoria Coren Mitchell was asked to “bring in the most desirable thing” for lifelong Arsenal fan Alan Davies and decided to get him (most of) a Manchester United season ticket, “because I assume that if he loves football, he’s going to want to see the best team. If you look at the cups and everything, it’s usually Manchester United and I thought, I don’t know why Alan’s never treated himself to a ticket to thatclub.”
