#teagan guerrin
I brought it upon myself. At least he had a prominent noserole..?
Part 1: Alistair
Dragon Age 2 © Bioware
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Bann Teagan: Do you recall a document shared amongst Skyhold entitled “The Colon Rutherford Files”?
Inquisitor:No. That doesn’t ring a bell.
Bann Teagan: So it’s not an intended joke on the commander’s name?
Inquisitor:Not to my knowledge.
Cullen: I can confirm that that is exactly what it is and the Inquisitor knows that.
Bann Teagan:In fact, Inquisitor, I was told that you encouraged staffers to add to this glossary of abuse.
Inquisitor:I do not at this moment in time recall the action nor the document in question—
Bann Teagan: Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. We have some extracts: “Freddy Spaghetti. Sir Lips-a-Less. Assless Chap. Rutherfart. Jack and the Giant Jackoff. Tinker Balls. One Erection—”
Cullen: Do we have to go through all of these?
Duke Cyril: I’m not sure that I see the relevance.
Bann Teagan: The witnesses claim they held their former colleague in high regard and I am attempting to prove otherwise.
Duke Cyril: Okay, yeah, sure. You can proceed.
Bann Teagan:“The Hunchback of Notre Honnleath. The Pointless Giant. Scrotum Pole. Benedict Come-in-His-Own-Hand. Guyscraper. The Cloud Botherer. Supercalifragilisticexpialidickcheese.”
Cullen: …My Templar friends called me Tall McCartney. I preferred that.
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