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oldmanbastard:

Pros and Cons of Possums

By: Gobli

Pros

• Have 50 teeth
• Help keep pests out of gardens
• Eat ticks = less risk of Lyme disease
• F I F T Y T E E T H
• Can’t carry rabies
• V smart babes
• Immune to most snake venoms
• FIFTY FUCKING MONCHERS

Cons

• Literally nothing
• Theyre perfect animals