#thank you op for reminding me how glad i am to be ace

onsheka:

#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like ‘no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real’#wh a t  

xmichaelmyers:

trollarcoaster:

xmichaelmyers:

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

OP are you okay

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover