#thank you to pomrania for alerting me to this
dying-suffering-french-stalkers:
dracula daily for moby dick but it takes three years bc that’s how long they were on the pequod
y’all got so excited about 3-year moby dick that uhhh… i made it happen
I went to screencap this because uh. I feel seen,
but then had a very sensible and mature chuckle at how my phone cut off the header:
everyone this is your sign to subscribe