dinahdarling:

Jaskier, offended: I cannot believe you fucked Valdo Marx, I thought you were a man of taste! Clearly, I have been fooled, misled… deceived!

Geralt, but incredulously: This is not the argument we are having right now!

Jaskier: What argument are we having then?

Geralt: Jaskier, you know what you did!

Jaskier, disbelievingly: Oh please, how is what I did any worse than you sleeping with Valdo ‘my wardrobe is older than my grandmother’ Marx?

Geralt, deadpan, 'cause what the fuck: Are you fucking serious?

Jaskier, shrugs: *confused bard noises*

Geralt: *exasperated witcher noises*

Roach: *casts 'severe judgement’ - it’s incredibly effective!*

Jaskier, genuinely confused: What?! You fucked my rival!

Geralt, at the end of his rope: You fucked my dad!

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING READ

I finished Mister Impossible. Give me like 5 business days to get my shit together.

popopretty:

BSD Chapter 101

We finally got a new chapter name! “Drifting Underwater”

Things went really fast in this chapter and a lot of new information has just been thrown in I need some time to proceed it but Dazai is so consistently crazy and messed up and in-character and somehow it makes me feel good XD

Note that neither English nor Japanese is my mother tongue so I do make mistakes here and there. Please let me know if there is anything you want me to correct.

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