okay but the mariner’s revenge song is so funny when you consider it from the whale’s perspective. you swallow a ship full of sailors but two of them survive and one of them starts singing an absolute banger about how the other fucked his mom and ruined his life so now they’re trapped together in your stomach he’s going to finally get his revenge. you just know that whale went swimming around the ocean to anyone who’d listen after like “you guys aren’t gonna BELIEVE this”
