#thats when he found out dank holes are actually her fetish

“I’m tired of your constant sniveling. Spreading your legs is not the end of the world, not even close. I can feel how you respond, we both know you like it. Your body can’t lie.

Maybe a night with the spiders will make an honest woman of you. By this time tomorrow, I’m sure you’ll be begging to come to my bed.

Just pray I haven’t found someone else by then.”